If you could have just one wish, what would it be? Would you wish for world peace? Or would you wish to end world hunger? I wouldn't wish for either of those things. Do you not see that there is no reason to end world hunger? If we were to end world hunger, the bleeding hearts would inevitably start pointing out that while hunger has been eliminated, there are still millions who go to bed "snackish". No, these people are not hungry, but they could definitely go for some chips or perhaps some nuts that one might find at a bar. It is for this very reason, that I would wish for the ability to shoot radioactive beams out of my eyes. Occasionally thugs would approach me and demand that I hand over my wallet. I would give them my wallet! Yes! The criminals would smile as they left, for never had a wallet been handed over to a criminal with such vigor. But there is a complex plan in the works that Jesus himself cannot understand. As I gave them my wallet, I would emit deadly beams, directed towards these street toughs. Yes, they would empty my bank account and max out my credit cards, but they would regret robbing me 15 years later when they got leukemia. I would laugh and, as was my custom, would say "Revenge is a dish best served nuked."